Ain't no refunds,
she spent the cash man
in your Benz with her friends in the fast lane

Police asked Elin how many times she hit Tiger, her response, "5-6, but put me down for a four"

Beautiful moon tonight

Ass draggin up 5, hi speed right now, 45 mph! 8 hrs LA to SF!

Stopped in traffic, 158 miles from SF

Stuck on I-5 w/ half a girls bball team: Half of me couldn't be happier, but I am stuck in a van on the 5. Googlemap: Kettleman City, CA

Sqpinc.com

Walked about 2 miles around SMC track, dull, but better than not. Whats that? like 200 kcal.

Welcome back to the hood brudda!

Hahaha, from my hotel room, I can see a vacant lot across street, and the house next to it? Yep, thats a toilet on the porch

HAWTHORNE! ha, like Ingleside, you know, bro? I got so seriously lost, lucky me, found a very fine sister to give me directions. Whats that stupid son

g where he says "call 911?" I seriously love a girl with handcuffs, a badge & lipgloss on

Its cold in LA

Where in the hell is Hawthorne?
LA, city of many towns.
Hoop Tourney, should be fun, since kids got smacked last go rounds.

Friday night, should catch UCLA game at Anaheim Convention Center, ticket is 1/2 price if I bring a 76 gas receipt.

Saturday night? What's LA got?

Girl @ shoe store: I notice you have pilling on the entire backside of your sweatsuit. Too much couchtime?

Ive got my own crisises, what, w/ back hair & furry eyebrows & ear hair, I cant deal w/ you right now.

I'm sorry, tailgating my ass at 90 mph? Overgroomed female in a Landrover? Let my Silicon Valley anger spill over..

pe and stay on it!

Michael wants me to meet him @ Pacific Catch, corner of 9 & Lincoln: dude, its an Asian Fever choice- thats the only girl I see here! Guys, get that ty

Too many beets? Orange pee!